Contact IAM

You want to get in touch with Ian. Perhaps you want to ask about books; or maybe computer stuff; or maybe you want to offer him money to come and teach you how to take better pictures of your cat.

It’s also possible that you want him to come to your home, drink your wine, soak in the hot-​tub with you, and then have him involved in some crazed orgy involving lots of oil, latex-​clad Nurses, and penguins.

Whatever it may be, this is the page to help you do that.

Fill in the form below — being careful to provide the required information — and he’ll respond. You may not get the answer you want (he can not only get bitter about acting, he’s expensive and demands high quality penguins), but you are going to get an answer.

Speak!!!!